These are a few of my every day things...

This post is a lot like the last, about living in Moscow.  I promise to make a personal update soon about my actual life. :)  In the meantime, enjoy this little number.

For some reason I was inspired to rewrite this classic song to fit life in Moscow.  A possible inspiration for this is the fact that I just got home from work and it's a Saturday.

I'm sure many more verses could be written.  Please do not just read it.  Sing it out loud to yourself.  It will make you feel better.  I'm sure of it. :)

To the tune of "My Favorite Things"

Raindrops on sidewalks and dirty stray puppies

Old copper statues and rich snobby yuppies

Flowers and wine as gifts tied up with string

These are a few of my every day things.

Cream colored skin from a lack of the sunlight

Car horns and shouting heard from the street all night

Drunk man alone who decides he will sing

These are a few of my every day things.

Girls in short skirts wearing deadly high heels

Soft fur coats probably made from a seal

Brutal white winters that melt into springs

These are a few of my every day things.

   On the metro

   And the pee stinks

   If you're feeling sad

   Just simply remember my every day things

   And then you won't feel....so bad.  

Moscow, you gotta love it.  There's no place like it